The List Of Acceptable Graduation Gifts

Difficulty Rating: EXTREME

1. A handcrafted retro lamp to light my desk (with alternating colored neon lights... or just colored neon lights)

2. A pre-release copy of SPORE signed by that Will guy who made it

3. New Fuel Cell car

4. An all inclusive trip to Europe with Napoleon's grand-son as a guide

Difficulty Rating: Hard

1. a SLI laptop with rade0, 2.4+Ghz 64bit processor, and a high def. screen (or any other extremely cool laptop)

2. Pre-release copy of spore

3. New car (Subaru WRX 2007)

4. HTC S710 (only available in Europe so need a power inverter too)

Difficulty Rating: Medium

1. Bag of Holding (for that school stuff) http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/bags/88b9/

2. Deluxe Mini Fridge-Warmer w/ Digital Thermostat http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/6ad2/

3. 1-2 GB SD card for camera preferably high speed

4. 100 mW+ green laser light (ebay)

5. Corel's CorelDraw Graphics Suite X3 or Corel Paint Shop Pro Photo X1 (don't pay more than 100$ for these Check http://www.campustech.com)
6. Deviant Art subscription
   

Difficulty Rating: Easy

1. Think Geek, Best Buy, Wall-Mart, BP, or E-bay gift card.(if they make such a thing)

2. Ramon Noodles
   

Difficulty Rating: SUPER easy

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Great Quantities of Cash

Updated: 6/11/07

What to look forward to: A design for that desk lamp.... of coolness

Crop Dusting 101

Crop Dusting is an art that has nothing to do with planes, and has everything to do with revenge.
It is a vengeance weapon the Germans do not even know of. But first, lets talk about appropriate use of the Crop Dusting technique. It is only appropriate to use this devastating tactic in two scenarios.

1. A customer has caused a fellow server to cry, because they are so mean to them(a server whom you are very close to personally)
2. You are incredibly irked at a fellow server who has done something to push you over the edge, Crop Dusting being the only alternate to Homicide

Their are 3 steps to administering a Crop Dusting.

Step 1

Approach the target table. Make sure to look like you have a purpose for walking near the table. Walk with purpose.



Step 2


Release a silent but potent quantity of methane right before reaching the center of the target table.

Step 3

Walk away in the same fashion you came. Remember to keep your cool and let someone else take the blame.


Remember that Crop Dusting is a dangerous art. Inexperienced Crop Dusters might suffer from complete failure, craping your pants, and/or unrealistic embarrassment
and harassment.


Remember to eat your beans and garlic!

What to look forward to: The complete list of acceptable graduation gifts (Realistic and not so feasible)

The First

As of this moment I am accepted to Young Harris College, I need money to pay for this and lots of it. So for the next four(ish) months I will be working and posting the dark secrets and necessary survival skills of the food industry.

What to look forward to: Crop dusting (the beginners guide)