It is a vengeance weapon the Germans do not even know of. But first, lets talk about appropriate use of the Crop Dusting technique. It is only appropriate to use this devastating tactic in two scenarios.
1. A customer has caused a fellow server to cry, because they are so mean to them(a server whom you are very close to personally)
2. You are incredibly irked at a fellow server who has done something to push you over the edge, Crop Dusting being the only alternate to Homicide
Their are 3 steps to administering a Crop Dusting.
Step 1
Approach the target table. Make sure to look like you have a purpose for walking near the table. Walk with purpose.
Step 2
Release a silent but potent quantity of methane right before reaching the center of the target table.
Step 3Walk away in the same fashion you came. Remember to keep your cool and let someone else take the blame.
Remember that Crop Dusting is a dangerous art. Inexperienced Crop Dusters might suffer from complete failure, craping your pants, and/or unrealistic embarrassment
and harassment.
Remember to eat your beans and garlic!
What to look forward to: The complete list of acceptable graduation gifts (Realistic and not so feasible)
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